DUMBO · $$ · Cocktail bar · Restaurant
Nobody Told Me is the rare bar that earns its own mythology fast. The room is anchored by a 30-foot basalt stone bar, low light, and a glass-wrapped corner that frames the street like a film still. Order something from the rotating cocktail menu — they're serious without being precious — and split the Nobody's Burger, a gloriously grown-up Big Mac that the kitchen will still be firing until 2am. No need to rush.