DUMBO · $$ · Cocktail bar · Restaurant
Nobody Told Me earns its keep on atmosphere alone: a glass-enclosed corner wrapped in nearly 30 feet of basalt stone, dim lighting that flatters everyone, and a cocktail menu that actually demands your attention. Settle in at the bar, order something stirred, and let the room do the heavy lifting. The kitchen runs until 2am, so there's no rush — but don't fill up on the Nobody's Burger just yet.