DUMBO · $$ · Cocktail bar · Restaurant
Nobody Told Me earns its reputation on the strength of its room alone — a glass-cornered bar with nearly 30 feet of dark basalt stone, dim lighting, and a cocktail program that rewards lingering. Order something off the named cocktail menu and settle into the long bar while the kitchen hums behind you. If you're hungry, the Nobody's Burger (think: a Big Mac that went to finishing school) is the move — the kitchen runs until 2am, so no one's rushing you.